no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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