Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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