party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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