Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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