You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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