Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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