He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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