i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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