Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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