I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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