what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
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i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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