school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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