I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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