: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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