you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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