Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
How's work?
Spinning.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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