you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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