FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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