Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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