But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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