love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
