Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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