have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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