I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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