i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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