We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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