the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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