before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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