Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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