Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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