do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You don't make any sense
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