we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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