I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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