laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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