Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I deserve this hangover.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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