Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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