"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
