I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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