Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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