: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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