Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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