remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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