he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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