The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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