Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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