This is not my ceiling
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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