is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you had me at cake vodka
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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