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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
and you fell through a lawn chair
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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