just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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