I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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