real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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