come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
false alarm, still single
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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