Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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