haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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