Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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